Alright, listen up, y’all. You wanna know when that wrestlin’ stuff, that WWE, is comin’ to Columbus, Ohio in 2024? Well, lemme tell ya what I heard. It ain’t easy keepin’ track of all these things, you know, but I got the scoop for ya.
So, mark your calendars, folks! They say WWE is comin’ to Columbus on April 22nd, 2024. Yep, that’s what I heard. They’re gonna be at that fancy place, the Schottenstein Center. You know, that big buildin’ over by the university?
Now, I ain’t no expert on this wrestlin’ stuff. I seen it on TV a few times, all them fellas jumpin’ around and pretendin’ to beat each other up. But folks seem to like it, so I guess it’s gotta be somethin’ special. And if you’re one of them folks, then you better get yourself ready for April 22nd.
They call it Monday Night Raw, whatever that means. Sounds kinda raw, like somethin’ you ain’t supposed to see, but I reckon that’s just part of the show. They say it’s gonna be live, so you’ll be seein’ all the action right there in front of your eyes. No fakin’ it, I guess, though I still ain’t sure how much of it is real to begin with.
- WWE Monday Night Raw
- April 22, 2024
- Schottenstein Center, Columbus, Ohio
If you wanna go, you gotta get yourself some tickets. I ain’t got no idea how much they cost, but I heard you can find ’em online. Just search for “WWE Columbus tickets” or somethin’ like that. Maybe ask your grandkids, they know how to do all that computer stuff. I still prefer talkin’ to people face-to-face, myself.
Now, I heard some folks talkin’ about other WWE events, but I ain’t sure about them. Someone mentioned somethin’ called SummerSlam, but that ain’t gonna be in Columbus. They’re doin’ that somewhere else, New Jersey I think. And there was talk about some wrestlin’ in Washington state, but that’s even further away. So, if you wanna see WWE in Columbus, April 22nd is your day.
I also heard they ain’t comin’ back to Columbus again in 2024, so this is your only chance. Don’t miss it if you’re a big fan, I guess. Me? I’ll probably just stay home and watch my stories on TV. All that wrestlin’ is a bit too loud for me.
So, to recap, WWE is comin’ to Columbus, Ohio on April 22nd, 2024 at the Schottenstein Center. It’s gonna be Monday Night Raw, and it’s gonna be live. Get your tickets now if you wanna go, ’cause they might sell out. And that’s all I know about it.
Don’t go blamin’ me if things change, you hear? I’m just tellin’ you what I heard from them folks who know about these things. Sometimes these city folk change their minds, you know. But as far as I know, April 22nd is the day for wrestlin’ in Columbus. So, there you have it. You wanted to know, and now you know.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go get back to my chores. This talkin’ about wrestlin’ is makin’ me tired. Y’all have fun at that show, though. Just don’t get too rowdy, you hear?
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