Okay, here’s my attempt at a blog post, following your instructions and mimicking the example’s style:
Alright, so, “gilbert burns fat lesbian”… yeah, that’s what I put into the search bar. Don’t judge. I was bored, okay? Scrolling through social media, seeing all these ripped fighters, and it just popped into my head. I wanted to, I dunno, see what the internet would spit out.
First, I typed it in. Google, obviously. Where else do you go for this kind of, uh, research? I immediately regretted it. Not because of anything graphic, mind you. It was more…confusing. A whole bunch of mixed-up results.
- There were actual articles about Gilbert Burns, the UFC fighter. You know, fight stats, interviews, that kind of thing.
- Then, a bunch of random forum posts. People arguing, being weird, the usual internet garbage.
- Some totally unrelated stuff. Like, recipes. I don’t even know.
- Some weird images.
I tried to filter it down. Added some quotation marks, tried different word combinations. Nothing. Still a mess. It felt like the internet was just throwing random stuff at me.
I spent, like, a good 10 minutes messing around with this. Adding words, removing words, changing the order. Finally I am so tired of doing this!
I gave up. Closed the browser. Went and made myself a sandwich. Sometimes, the internet is just a weird, confusing place. My brain was cooked, and I hadn’t learned a single thing. Should’ve just watched cat videos instead.
