Alright, let’s talk about this Logan Paul haircut, you know, the one all the young folks are yappin’ about. I ain’t no fancy stylist or nothin’, but I got eyes, and I can tell ya what I see.
First off, this fella, Logan, he likes to change his hair up more than I change my socks, which ain’t sayin’ much, mind you. Seems like every time I see a picture of him, he’s got a different do. But there’s a few that stick out, ones that the young fellas seem to like.
The “Outgrown Side Part” Thingamajig
Now, this one, it’s kinda like when you let your hair grow out a bit too long and it just kinda flops over to the side. Only, on him, it looks… intentional, I guess. Like he meant for it to look that way. It’s got that effortless charm, they say. Means it looks good without lookin’ like he spent all day fussin’ with it. Which, knowing boys, is probably true.
- They say it’s charming.
- Looks kinda messy, but in a good way.
- Probably easy to do, which is good for them lazy boys.
You just let your hair grow out a bit, part it on the side, and let it do its thing. I reckon you could use a bit of that hair gunk, that gel or somethin’, to keep it in place, but not too much. You don’t want it lookin’ all stiff and unnatural.
The “Short Comb-Over” Doo-Hickey
Then there’s this other one, the comb-over. Now, don’t go thinkin’ this is like your grandpa’s comb-over, tryin’ to hide a bald spot. This one’s shorter, neater. It’s slicked back, but not too slick. Logan Paul looks good with this one, makes him look a bit more…respectable, maybe? Not that I know much about respectable, mind you.
It’s like he takes a comb, sweeps his hair over to one side, and that’s it. Probably uses some of that hair gunk on this one too, to keep it from flyin’ all over the place. It’s a cleaner look, more put-together than that messy side part thing.
That Messy Mullet Con-trap-shun
And then there’s the mullet, or what they call a messy mullet. Now, mullets, they’ve been around forever. Business in the front, party in the back, that’s what they used to say. This one ain’t no different, I reckon, cept it’s a bit… messier. Like he just rolled outta bed and didn’t bother to comb it.
You gotta tell your barber, or whoever cuts your hair, that you want a low taper at the sides, starting with a number three or four, whatever that means. And then you want it longer in the back, all messy and whatnot. Sounds like a whole lotta fuss to me, but the young folks seem to like it.
To get this Logan Paul messy mullet look, you gotta ask your barber for specific things. You gotta tell ‘em about the low taper on the sides and that messy look on top and back. It’s important to say you want it like Logan Paul’s, just in case they don’t know what you’re talkin’ about. They’re always comin’ up with new names for these things.
So, How Do You Get These Logan Paul Haircuts?
Well, first, you gotta find yourself a picture of the one you want. Don’t just go tellin’ your barber you want a “Logan Paul haircut,” ’cause he’ll probably just stare at you like you got two heads. Show him a picture, and he’ll know what to do. At least, he should. If not, find yourself a new barber.
Or, you can watch one of them expert tutorial videos. They got videos for everything these days, even cuttin’ hair. I don’t know why you’d wanna watch a video when you can just go to a barber, but to each their own, I always say. Some folks like to do things themselves, I guess. More power to ’em, I say.
Logan Paul is a famous fella on the internet, makes videos and such. He’s known for changing up his hairstyles all the time. That’s why there’s so much talk about his hair. One minute it’s long and floppy, the next it’s short and slicked back. It’s hard to keep up with him, but the boys seem to manage somehow.
Anyways, that’s about all I know about this Logan Paul hair situation. It’s just hair, far as I’m concerned. But if it makes them young folks happy, then I guess it can’t be all that bad. They will grow out of it. Just like they grow out of their pants. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about hair has made me hungry.
