You know, that Nick Saban, he’s not just about the football. He’s got them car places, too. I heard it from my neighbor, who heard it from her cousin’s friend’s daddy, who works down at the gas station. Said this fella, Nick, he’s got his fingers in all sorts of pies. And one of ’em is selling them fancy cars. Not your regular cars, but them real expensive ones.
Nick Saban and Them Fancy Cars
So, this Nick Saban, he ain’t just a football coach. No sir. He’s got these car dealerships. They say he’s got a bunch of them. One of them is, I think they call it, the Prancing Horse. Sounds silly, don’t it? Like some kid’s toy. But apparently, it’s where they sell them Ferrari cars. Them’s the ones that go real fast and cost more than my whole house. And my house ain’t small, mind you!
And that’s not all, I heard. He’s also in cahoots with a fella named Joe. I reckon that’s his partner or somethin’. They own that Prancing Horse of Nashville thing together, and some other car places, too. One of them sells them Mercedes-Benz cars. Now, I ain’t never owned a Mercedes, but I seen ’em around. Them’s the ones with that star thing on the front, right?
- Prancing Horse of Nashville – that’s where them Ferraris are.
- Mercedes-Benz of Music City – I reckon that’s where they got them star cars.
- Mercedes-Benz of Birmingham – another one of them star car places, I guess.
Nick Saban’s Car Dealerships All Over
So, this Dream Motor Group, that’s what they call it. It’s like a big ol’ family of car places. And this Nick Saban, he’s right in the middle of it all. He and that Joe fella, they own a big chunk of it, I hear. It ain’t just one place, neither. They got these car dealerships all over. In Birmingham, in Nashville. Lord knows where else.
They say he’s got a Mercedes-Benz place in Birmingham, too. And that’s not even all. It’s like everywhere you turn, there’s a Nick Saban car dealership. Now that’s somethin’, ain’t it? Who knew a football coach could be so mixed up in cars.
I heard this Nick Saban and his wife, Terry, they’re in on it together. They own these places with that Joe Agresti fella. Teamwork, I guess you call it. They’re making money hand over fist, I bet. Them car dealerships must be printing money. Especially sellin’ them Ferraris and Mercedes. Lord knows I can’t afford one of them.
Nick Saban’s Big Old House
And you know what else? I heard this Nick Saban, he lives in a real fancy house. Now, I ain’t seen it myself, but they say it’s worth a whole heap of money. More money than I could ever count. I reckon you gotta have a big house if you’re sellin’ all them fancy cars. Got to put that money somewhere, right? I heard it cost $17.5 million. Can you believe that?
So, there you have it. That Nick Saban, he’s more than just a football coach. He’s a car man, too. A big-time car man. With all them Nick Saban car dealerships, he’s probably richer than all get-out. It just goes to show, you never know what someone’s up to. One day they’re coachin’ football, the next they’re sellin’ Ferraris. Life’s funny that way, ain’t it? Just goes to show you that if you’re good at one thing, maybe you’re good at another thing, too.
They say this Nick Saban is a smart fella. I reckon you gotta be to run all them car dealerships. And play football, too. That’s a lot to keep up with. I get tired just thinkin’ about it. But hey, more power to him, I say. If he can sell them cars and win them football games, then good for him. He’s making a living, and that’s what matters.
Anyways, that’s all I know about Nick Saban and his car dealerships. I reckon it is all true. If you hear anything else about Nick and his cars, just you let me know!
